“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
(Source: keishaissooawesome)
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
THIRD ONE LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD LOOOL
(Source: tamayomeri)
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE
lmaoo
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
Lord Byron
(Source: surf4ces)
Untitled, 2013, Image
Poor girl :(
Miguel:Let My Nuts Adorn Youuuu!
Girl: okay.
Something looks broken
He came to the stage like this
